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The King of Creepy
Jan. 16th, 2006 01:03 pmOkay, so sticking my nose into the 'romance' of Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes is, yes, slumming & loving the absolute insanity of it all in a cheetoes & instant mac-n-cheese-extra-car-rusting-on-the-lawn kind of way is technically a waste of my time. But that little train wreck that is Tom Cruise's image at the moment is just to amusing not to follow. Today we get this:
CRUISE CREATES OWN DVD COLLECTION FOR HOLMES
TOM CRUISE has given his pregnant fiancee KATIE HOLMES a unique 27th birthday present - a DVD compendium of every movie he has acted in.
The WAR OF THE WORLDS star, 43, decided there was no better gift for his wife-to-be than a full history of his long and fruitful career.
A source tells British newspaper the Daily Express, "Each was inscribed with a special handwritten love message to the future mother of his child."
SOURCE: Contact Music
See, the problem isn't that it might not be true - the problem is that is sure could be. The man has not had a good year in the public eye. The home sonogram was a particularly nice "Are you kidding me?!?" moment. Clearly his thetans really aren't clear and they are infecting him mightily with Teh Bad Judgement. He actually made me cheer for Matt Lauer, who does tend to spend most of his time coming across as an arrogant 'glib' berk. I keep thinking of my jr. high classmates who saw Top Gun 300 times and worshiped him (I was into Harrison Ford at the time - never understood the Tom Cruise thing). Were there early signs this man would have a major public midlife crisis? Shame.
Please now return to more relevant issues, and I will so the same.
CRUISE CREATES OWN DVD COLLECTION FOR HOLMES
TOM CRUISE has given his pregnant fiancee KATIE HOLMES a unique 27th birthday present - a DVD compendium of every movie he has acted in.
The WAR OF THE WORLDS star, 43, decided there was no better gift for his wife-to-be than a full history of his long and fruitful career.
A source tells British newspaper the Daily Express, "Each was inscribed with a special handwritten love message to the future mother of his child."
SOURCE: Contact Music
See, the problem isn't that it might not be true - the problem is that is sure could be. The man has not had a good year in the public eye. The home sonogram was a particularly nice "Are you kidding me?!?" moment. Clearly his thetans really aren't clear and they are infecting him mightily with Teh Bad Judgement. He actually made me cheer for Matt Lauer, who does tend to spend most of his time coming across as an arrogant 'glib' berk. I keep thinking of my jr. high classmates who saw Top Gun 300 times and worshiped him (I was into Harrison Ford at the time - never understood the Tom Cruise thing). Were there early signs this man would have a major public midlife crisis? Shame.
Please now return to more relevant issues, and I will so the same.
