Memo to All Employees

All -

I still have not figured out how to make things magically appear out of my behind.  Trust me, when I do there will be far more interesting things than your 2004 employee satisfaction survey materializing down there.  Try this - find it yourself.  And don't play dumb with me, you were the manager of that department last year so yes you *did* get the original sent to you.  How do I know?  My handy list here that I keep just for occasions such as this.  And subtly suggesting that you will tell your boss on me won't work, becuase what you fail to realise is that I am not your peer, I am his and trust me, we work closely and know what is what.  So there.

You want to play kindergarten level games with me, I have no qualms about whipping out my inner 3rd grader and pushing you off the swings.